Monday, March 14, 2005

Two Jokes

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost twenty dinars.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.

Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.

Do you know a good joke? Write it down and give it to your teacher so we can post it for everyone to read.

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