At 3:15 the teacher began her class. One student came late.
Teacher: You’re late again, where’s the excuse letter?
Student: Oh Teacher, it was the new sign outside the playground in the street. I would have been on time but it says, School – go slow so I had to stop running.
What was it that Queen Mary had before, and King William had behind, and Queen Anne didn’t have at all?
“The letter M.“
Sign on a dental surgery: (from Feraz and Ali)
‘Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you.’
a bottle of medicine and a doormat?
One is shaken up, and the other is taken up and shaken.
a hungry boy and a greedy boy?
Hungry boy longs to eat.
Greedy boy, eats too long.
Husband: I’ve insured my life for 2 million dollars, honey.
Wife: I’m so glad. Now you needn’t be so careful.
“Can February march?”
“No!! But April may.”
Laughter is the best medicine.
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