Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Classmates! Time for jokes . . .

At 3:15 the teacher began her class. One student came late.
Teacher: You’re late again, where’s the excuse letter?
Student: Oh Teacher, it was the new sign outside the playground in the street. I would have been on time but it says, School – go slow so I had to stop running.


What was it that Queen Mary had before, and King William had behind, and Queen Anne didn’t have at all?
“The letter M.“


Sign on a dental surgery:
(from Feraz and Ali)
‘Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you.’


  • What is the difference between:

    a bottle of medicine and a doormat?
    One is shaken up, and the other is taken up and shaken.

    a hungry boy and a greedy boy?
    Hungry boy longs to eat.
    Greedy boy, eats too long.


Husband: I’ve insured my life for 2 million dollars, honey.
Wife: I’m so glad. Now you needn’t be so careful.


“Can February march?”
“No!! But April may.”

Laughter is the best medicine.

Jokes and fun from,

FCE preparation

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